it should be appreciated like fine wine and art. you would never let a glass of red go unsmelled before you sip it, likewise with lingerie, you've got to include your nose. if she's wearing lace and garters, chances are there is perfume involved. and you really need to look at a piece of art before anything else, thusly, lingerie should have the same rights - whatever she's wearing ought to be admired before it's hungrily ripped off. so many guys are just after what's under the shimmery fabric, that they forget to fully enjoy the essence of lingerie. she didn't just pick up a 3-pack of fruit of the looms, boys. there is a lot of thinking that goes through our heads before we buy the ridiculously lacy bra or the ever-so-obvious-i'm-shopping-for-sex item, the teddie.
lingerie is fun to wear, especially in public when you can show your partner little glimpses here and there, because you're a goddamn fuckin cocktease. and as impractical as wearing lingerie under your clothes may seem, you just have to try it. just once. let that one strand of your tie-up thong lie outside your jeans, or my favourite these days, a lacy camisole on top of a lacy bra.. lace on lace.. it's fantastic..
why am i thinking of lingerie? as the days get colder, keeping the sexy vibe in your clothing an be difficult. all that tweed and wool and protective layers... so BLAH people. the only way it can be spiced up is with a hint of lace. also, mid-terms are coming up and well, dammit i need distractions. i propose we have a national lingerie-under-your-clothes day. that week in april that's dedicated to simple lingerie is not enough. we seriously need a holiday this time of year where we can only pull it off under three hundred layers of wool. so.. does anyone know how i get that kind of thing official?

