Monday, October 11, 2004

 

we all look to the day we can wear $10 million bras...

lingerie is a delicacy.

it should be appreciated like fine wine and art. you would never let a glass of red go unsmelled before you sip it, likewise with lingerie, you've got to include your nose. if she's wearing lace and garters, chances are there is perfume involved. and you really need to look at a piece of art before anything else, thusly, lingerie should have the same rights - whatever she's wearing ought to be admired before it's hungrily ripped off. so many guys are just after what's under the shimmery fabric, that they forget to fully enjoy the essence of lingerie. she didn't just pick up a 3-pack of fruit of the looms, boys. there is a lot of thinking that goes through our heads before we buy the ridiculously lacy bra or the ever-so-obvious-i'm-shopping-for-sex item, the teddie.




lingerie is fun to wear, especially in public when you can show your partner little glimpses here and there, because you're a goddamn fuckin cocktease. and as impractical as wearing lingerie under your clothes may seem, you just have to try it. just once. let that one strand of your tie-up thong lie outside your jeans, or my favourite these days, a lacy camisole on top of a lacy bra.. lace on lace.. it's fantastic..

why am i thinking of lingerie? as the days get colder, keeping the sexy vibe in your clothing an be difficult. all that tweed and wool and protective layers... so BLAH people. the only way it can be spiced up is with a hint of lace. also, mid-terms are coming up and well, dammit i need distractions. i propose we have a national lingerie-under-your-clothes day. that week in april that's dedicated to simple lingerie is not enough. we seriously need a holiday this time of year where we can only pull it off under three hundred layers of wool. so.. does anyone know how i get that kind of thing official?

Comments:

My girlfriend knows I really appreciate her choices and planning where under-garments are concerned... I think she knows because of just how ravenous it makes me... "tearing off" the lace is my way of showing appreciation :)

As for making lingerie day official... well, labbatt has been trying to add a holiday during the summer without success... so... even though I can't see there being any opposition (we can disregard old people and conservatives) I still don't see it happening any time soon sadly...

So are you, Dom, Chrisitne and I still going to Montreal? I'm off the 21-30th and we can just make a day trip out of it... Christine suggested an early departure... a day of shopping... then a nice meal in Chinatown before heading home... LAYTAH!

Haven't posted on your site in a while so I figured I would write something long and drawn out... musn't let... this comment... end.

 

i didn't know that about labbatt! see, i'm all for lingerie week in april, but we need that lingerie-under-your-clothes variation. especially us canadians. anyways, i would LOVE to go to MTL but i don't have a job and therefore, no money at the moment. i'm not sure when that will change, either. i would love to go anyway though, just for that taste of montreal.. or like in a month when i'm hopefully richer.. either works for me. i'll have my people contact your people or somethin'.

 

uh hmmm. i can speak for old people (not really) and conservatives here.

we love lingerie too. wht does it seem like all non-conservatives think us conservatives don't like anything even mildly related to sex?

i have news for y'all. see the conservatives? see how many of us there are? know how that happened? i do!

viva lingerie day!

;)

mlah

 

Mlah, when I use the term conservative I refer to those who can't even handle sex jokes... As for the old people part... I mean OLD. Like people who were around when a bathing suit was a parka and snow pants.

 

If you want to create an official holiday, go to

http://books.mcgraw-hill.com/getpage.php?page=chases_submitentry_page.php&template=chases

-- NC
http://nakedcondo.blogspot.com/

 

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