Thursday, January 11, 2007

 

podcast series

i'm doing a series of podcasts with shizzle and here was the first one we recorded a coupla weeks ago. it's about saddam's execution.

link: podcast number uno.

posted by kiddo at  9:31 PM  







Monday, December 11, 2006

 

notes for december

1. chinese people are the laziest cooks in the world. i'm allowed to say this because two different people made chinese food for me this past week, and they both admitted how easy and lazy it is. (which means i'm now allowed to be racist.) but think about it: the noodles only take sixty seconds to cook. their meat comes in BALL-FORM. in order to cook anything, you just need to throw it all in a pot of broth and a few minutes later, voila, it's done. chinese at its most authentic. wtf?!

2. in all seriousness, thanks for having me over, jeff. he made me dinner, an extremely nice gesture i am still warm and fuzzy about. he was also kind enough to let me stalk and torture his cat, and was patient enough to explain photography stuff to me. also? his house is just as pretty as in the pictures.

3. what do you want from santa? what are you current thoughts on the holiday season? does christmas music make you throw up in your mouth? (the only stuff i can stand now is vince guaraldi's charlie brown christmas soundtrack and the christmas song explosion from sufjan stevens). also? i want to make stockings from felt this year, and i think i actually will, lack of sewing skills be damnded.

4. i have some bad news. this blog is going to be on hiatus until the end of december. why? because exams will be over, christmas get-togethers will have been had, hibernation will have occurred, and website development stuff will have lead to a brand new spanking blog (don't worry, same address). i will miss you all and i hope you all have a great holiday season. a few tips until we see each other again:

a. mistletoe is your ultimate holiday wingman this month
b. facebook will not finish your exams for you.
c. my dad can beat up your dad (especially yours, mel!)

posted by kiddo at  1:55 PM  







Wednesday, December 06, 2006

 

how bored do you get during class?

posted by kiddo at  4:33 PM  







Tuesday, November 28, 2006

 

i may have lost my mind

but i know this is wrong.

very, very wrong.

in fact, it makes me sick.

posted by kiddo at  4:34 PM  







 

do i have adhd?

MY BRAIN IS GONE.

NO REALLY, IT'S NOT THERE THESE DAYS.

I GO TO WORK AND MY MIND BLANKS OUT.

I GO TO PLAY AND MY MIND BLANKS OUT.

I GO TO SLEEP AND I CAN SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE BRAINS TO FINISH THIS BLOG ENTRY NOPE.

posted by kiddo at  1:39 PM  







Friday, November 24, 2006

 

fuck da police

so colin and i got into a heated gtalk debate last night about mostafa tabatabainejad, the UCLA student who got tasered for refusing to show his student ID at the library. you can read colin's arguments here.



there has been a fair bit of debate over this spectacle; not only over who to blame, but what actually happened.

the idea of racial profiling has been thrown about (tabatabainejad is persian), which would have had merit, if it weren't for the fact that the library regularly checks all patrons' IDs at night for added security.

we shouldn't undermine the most important part of this story: police brutality. while tabatabainejad was an idiot for refusing to show ID and making a fuss, he was in no way a threat to the cops or to other students (of course, it doesn't help that one of the cops has a history of this type of thing). the use of tasers in this situation was completely unnecessary. the guy got tasered five times. not once, not twice, five! watch the video. the cops threaten him with tasering after he refuses to comply with their orders. why the fuck would you threaten to immobilize somebody with shocks when you want them to get up? that is the complete opposite of logic!

posted by kiddo at  3:22 PM  







Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

michael richards

racist tirade.
apology on letterman.

discuss.

posted by kiddo at  11:32 AM  







Sunday, November 19, 2006

 

conversing like sex-obsessed teenagers on msn is the only way you can be cool nowadays

travis: man! the office is the best show

me: yeah you keep saying that

travis: i feel sad they i keep running out of episodes

me: you'll find another equally satisfying show
eventually

travis: nope, my hear belongs to pam and jim
by hear, i clearly meant heart
and by pam and jim, i meant boners

me: who doesn't <3 boners
lesbians

travis: hahahaha
they still do though

tina: nm
well
strap-ons are perpetually in boner-mode so they don't count, really.

travis: hahaah good call
also: gross

tina: only if you don't clean them properly after.

posted by kiddo at  7:54 PM