Saturday, February 26, 2005

 

no laxative in a cup for me today, thanks...

i went to tim horton's today, first time in ages. i try to avoid it like the plague if at all humanly possible because well, i shouldn't even have to tell you why. they're just BAD. so bad even my caps lock key agrees. but today my whiny tummy just wouldn't shut up, so i reluctantly gave in, and ordered tea (which i know they can't fuck up), and a honey cruller, which tasted a little too much like raw egg yolk.

i ate it anyway.

i can say lots of bad things about tim horton's, in fact i can never shut up about their horrible everything, but sufficient to say, they are the coffeehouse au choix pour le white trash. you see it every time too - today it was a mother and daughter who sat two tables away from me, fully supplied with the obligatory sweatpants, skidmarked granny panties, obesity, and weird smell.





i just realized that i'm probably the first and last customer to read harper's at a tim horton's. man, the place shoulda blown up from the eerie juxtaposition alone.

oh well. i almost blogged about flossing today but stopped myself just in time. this post is boring enough as it is.

Comments:

Apparently the Krispy Kreme chain is pulling outta Canada...

It's interesting that Timmys Ho's is so ingrained in our culture that their horible service, frozen and then reheated food and random availability of half their products could win against a vastly superior competitor ....well except KK had shitty coffee

 

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