i think it should be renamed a CASE OF THE BLAHS because being burnt out and grumpy is so not exclusive to mondays alone. hangovers, dinners at the in-laws, dentist appointments, sleepless nights thanks to your neighbours' noisy fucking, post-thanksgiving dinners, i mean c'mon, these things don't always conveniently fall on mondays right? so there.
the only cure is a milkshake, but not just any regular milkshake, it's got to be a creative energy bukkake milkshake. the creative energy has to splash all over you and drown you in its wittiness. that way you can be REBORN in a faggoty spiritual way complete with stars and sparkles and become a great amazing intelligent person again and talk your mouth off about really nifty things that will later get you laid.
the drink would contain green tea for the theanine and ginkgo biloba for the hyped-up bullshit life extension groups like to propagate. maybe a little smack just for shits and giggles. a dash of caffeine, a shitload of sugar. a toddler arm or two.
flavours would come in kahlua pumpkin, mint vanilla, and chocolate santorum.
yum.
