Starbucks Introduces Chantico Drinking Chocolate and Opens a New Chapter in Chocolate History; Luxurious New Drinking Chocolate Delivers an Intense Chocolate Experience
1. question: do pimply overweight hedonistic yuppies even exist? i thought they were all into teh healthy, soy milk, yoga, et shit.
2. at C$2.65, the chantico is quite the expensive drink for a mere six ounces.
3. it packs away 390 calories and 21 grams of fat, just like that.
4. blame your gut ache on those cals, but your throat will kill you too - at least mine did; the sweetness overload kept choking me.
5. the name comes from the aztec goddess, who symbolized the relationship between pleasure and pain.
6. someone at starbucks has a sense of humour. and likes hurting people.
7. they drink this shit in europe all the time. but europeans also don't overindulge like their supersized north american counterparts.
8. this would be an excellent alternative to the shitty powdered hot chocolate served on the canal and elsewhere.
9. whatever you do, don't have this for breakfast. regularly.
10. and don't order it from starbucks again. just melt some bittersweet chocolate and fag it up with some homo milk. done and done!
11. no, we are not turning into a starbucks or chocolate blog. it's just been a recent motif in my life. that's right. MOTIF.
