Tuesday, November 07, 2006

 

TOOT SEFID!

i love white mulberries, better known as TOOTEH SEFID in farsi. according to The Internet, they were used to feed silkworms back in the day of silkworm harems, so now i think i want to be reborn as a silkworm just so i can eat this shit all day long. except i don't know if silkworms even exist anymore so i'd have to actually be reborn in the past instead of the future, meaning i guess i should wish one of my last lives was being a silkworm, except even that wouldn't work because i'm sure i'd just eat too much and become a lazy, fat, unproductive silkworm, and some angry human would crush me for not producing enough silk or something. i keep typing silk slik. i think that's my subconscious telling me that i need to start dressing more fashionably. or fashinoably, as i almost typed.

the moral of the story is, i don't even believe in reincarnation. or fashino, for that matter.

MUST SPEED-DRIVE TO DRAMA CLASS NOW.



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