1. my dad threw me a bunch of floorplans to look through, since my parents are considering a condo purchase and need their daughter's expert opinions on floorplans. after analyzing them to death, i now have this overwhelming urge to play CLUE, the funnest classic boardgame ever. perhaps even more fun than monopoly+battleship combined? this belief may stem solely from the fact that i am the ultimate CLUE master. also? miss scarlett is hotttttttttt.2. my mother's bone density screening happened today at everyone's favourite place, the hospital. the tech asked mum a few questions and then sized me up.
"how old are you?"
i actually had to think about it. "22" i answered, almost unsure of myself.
"you're not pregnant?
i laughed. at least i was certain about this one. "no."
"good."
???
3. no one wants to go to ottawa's first ipod battle with me. i'm so sad.
4. nobody likes hospitals. it's that whole death thing (way to be a party pooper, death... geez), and not that "light puke-green walls" shit everyone always spits out. since no zenforlunch peeps have died in a hospital (yet), i am free to heart hospitals as much as i could ever want. it's the crazy energy of the staff that i love. they are so on the ball simply because they need to be. i can't possibly imagine how exhausting it is.
5. seriously, i have no one to go to this damn battle with. i think i'm going to cry. and turn into an emo loser.
6. most adorable tidbit of my day: my family used to call french toast noon kramereri because they first discovered it on kramer versus kramer.
