at least twice a week i eat scrambled eggs. i always make sure that my eggs are super scrambled. the spatula may as well be making love to the eggs, that's how scrambled they are after their little stovetop rendezvous.lately my brain has been feeling like these poor mashed-up eggs. i feel like everything that comes out of my mouth is pure verbal diarrhea. i haven't had an ounce of brilliance in about three weeks.
all i can think about are the crafts martha stewart has posted on her website. i don't even know how to sew, and have no patience for craftiness in general.
somebody, please help me.
