i need a costume that is clever, obscure, and stupid-easy to make because i am a lazy-ass. i wish i was a kid again so i could be a mac daddy, but i don't think my parents would approve. though i could tell them i was pretending to be one of those rich fur-coat-wearing-country-club-going people.... they might buy it. they are a little naive, culturally speaking.
also, how fucked up of a parent do you have to be to send your son dressed as a roman boy?
(yes i stole all these links off metafilter).
