1. my parents are leaving to see my sistah in victoria. i tried to joke around about how i would have wild wild parties but my parents just laughed at me and said "right, cuz your friends love you enough to BUS OUT TO FREAKIN BARRHAVEN. hahahahah.... lamer." 2. they have dressed up for the airport in order to convince airport officials they are upper-class and therefore, not terrorist material. ah, the precautions one must take when one is middle-eastern.
3. showing a wonder showzen clip to someone you are just beginning to know and befriend is quite possibly the worst first impression you could make. why not ask them about their rape fantasies while you're at it? as my boyfriend likes to exclaim in a falsetto, aaaaaaaawkward!
4. my homework for next week's human sexuality (psych) class is to examine my genitalia in front of a mirror. i'm not even kidding.
5. i redesigned the fulcrum website.
6. i also reviewed my teenage idol's latest, and wrote some pretty awesome things about a pretty awesome movie, that you should seriously check out if you haven't already.
