my USB camera wire has been AWOL for like two weeks and it is seriously starting to piss me off. i mean sure, calling him a fuckwad probably wasn't the brightest of ideas. and he still believes i was trying to kill him when i dangled him outside a 2-story window... honestly USB camera wire, i was just waving hi to my neighbour! and i REFUSE to apologize again! unfortunately, USB camera wire has been needier than usual, probably due to his jealousy towards my iPod, whom i have devoted most of my attention to. sure, the iPod wire is much shinier and whiter than he is, but eventually, it too will turn dull and off-white. i'm just so pissed off. USB camera wire had no right to simply disappear on me like that. he knows i am a blogger. he knows i have responsibilities to my readers, like posting pics of melissa and me kicking karaoke ass.
so if anyone has seen this poor lost soul, please please please let me know. his brother, the sennheiser headphones, really misses him. he even takes back those comments about USB camera wire being a fag. sennheiser headphones now knows that USB wires are sensitive about their genitalia, seeing as they have both female and male parts. also, i apologize in advance if you find USB camera wire trying to strangle you. he has abandonment issues.
