to architecturalize a complex system like sex, he must've built in his own monkey spanker in order to understand his creation, right? but if he's the almighty creator of everything, is he allowed to spank off to images of his own children? does that make him a paedophile? if so, does that mean catholicism is the true religion?
i also wonder if god has ever needed to use google, and if he feels ashamed of it.
"I'D HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK, BEING GOD AND ALL, AND I JUST COULDN'T REMEMBER THE 2348432TH NUMBER IN PI AND THE ANGELS KEPT MAKING FUN OF ME, SO I FINALLY CAVED AND GOOGLED IT. BUT IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME!!!"
