the hugo super g ginseng cream ale - kinda like that indie rock classmate you can't decide is cute or fugly...
the hugo bombshell blonde ale - kinda like a blonde bombshell who ties cherry stems into knots and then hugs you goodnight at the end of the date
light house's race rocks ale - instantly forgettable, like that kid in your social circle whose name you can just never remember...
the palomino dark - kinda like that friend you can share your darkest secrets with and who wants to fuck you real bad... if only he had the guts to tell you
