Monday, April 03, 2006

 

mr. smooth


"hey hon what's up?"

"not much i'm just about to go work on (billionth comedy project) and greg said this and other comedy guy said that and i need to write this part of the script and blah blah blah"

"oh yeah."

"yeah. and i'm tired and i need to iron some pants."

"aww. poor baby."

"yeah shut up. so what's up with you?"

"well i was wondering when you were going to ask me if i won that big important election that i've been obsessing over for like 2 weeks now."

"what? why would i need to ask?"

"so you know if i win?"

"but i already knew you were going to win... you'd only need to tell me if you lost."

"...uh... what?"

"jesus."

dom: 1
tina: 0



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