"hey hon what's up?"
"not much i'm just about to go work on (billionth comedy project) and greg said this and other comedy guy said that and i need to write this part of the script and blah blah blah"
"oh yeah."
"yeah. and i'm tired and i need to iron some pants."
"aww. poor baby."
"yeah shut up. so what's up with you?"
"well i was wondering when you were going to ask me if i won that big important election that i've been obsessing over for like 2 weeks now."
"what? why would i need to ask?"
"so you know if i win?"
"but i already knew you were going to win... you'd only need to tell me if you lost."
"...uh... what?"
"jesus."
dom: 1
tina: 0