Tuesday, February 14, 2006

 

happy venereal disease day

what? that's what happens when you sleep with whores, you fucking man slut. now go eat your rocky road ice cream and cry yourself into an alcohol-induced vomiting spree. isn't love great?



haha poor single people.

kidding! kidding! v-day is for losers who are only romantic when hallmark tells them to be. you're not missing out on much. welllll except for the sex. but you were already missing out on that anyway, right? please don't let a stupid greeting card company get you down. that would be lame.



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