Saturday, December 31, 2005

 

an open letter to the rooster hen*

dear 2005,

i will miss your cute little cockle-doodle-doos feather-fluffy ass, and i sincerely hope your successor, 2006, will not be too much of a bitch. you must understand that i am not a dog person. i prefer birds, no matter how chirpy you peeps are.



one day we shall talk again, but my, how time will change us! you will be pushing 2017, and me? i will be starting my mid-30s crisis. farewell, and good luck in your parallel universe adventures.


sincerely yours,

kiddo

* according to the stem-branch system, animals are female when born in a yin year. je m'excuse.

posted by kiddo at  10:38 PM  







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