but in good ol skoo papah fashion, we were gonna get plastered before the match. the oak, a convenient 2 minute walk away, would allow us to get all alcoholed up before git git gitin' our asses on the lawn to kick some s-ball.
drunk soccer! that sounds awesome! so awesome i managed to drag along my bf who eventually left because he was afraid of hurting the skoo papah's nerdly nerds.
it has now come to my attention that not only do sports become fun after intoximication, so do board games! games like scattergories, in particular, are quite challenging, because you actually need to use your brain, and that is pretty damn difficult when you are drunk, high, or both.
we were yelling and screaming and making up shit and it was wonderful. then in the morn dom and i played scrabble before showering and it was also lots of fun but i think next time we'll have to try it crunk.
as a child i never owned any board games or lego or anything fun except for stuffed animals and that gets old after a while so i think i'm gonna start collecting board games just so i can justify having a whole closet for them like in the royal tenenbaums. then when i have kids we can play board games together except mommy will be drunk shhhhhhh it's your turn hon.
