Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

multi-tasking is such a super hero ability

as the years go on new aspects of life are added to the mix.

first there's school life and play life, and if your parents hate you, extracurricular activity life
then there's social life.
then at some point in high school, a work life is added.
not to mention a sex life.
then in university, there's keg party life if you're lucky, or if you're truly ambitious, that and another life or two for other activities you've stupidly signed up for.





after college, if you meet the right person and don't kill each other, there's relationship life, unless you were already in one to begin with. eventually there's marriage life, then home decorating life, and if you're really brave/stupid, childbearing life.
at some point there's teenagebearing life, which is another life in itself, and at some point there's taking care of your aging parents life, and mid crisis life.
when all your older family starts dying, that's grieving life, and then as you grow older there's retirement life, and then as you're getting really geezery, why aren't i dead yet life.

until you die, lives are never dropped, only added to the mix. at the end of the day you look at all your lives and think, why are there only twenty four hours in a day when i clearly need fifty to get everything done in every single life?





i personally can't wait until my mid thirties when i get to experience career life, marriage life, childbearing life, domestic duties life, family life, relationship life, sex life, grieving life, taking care of aging parents life, miscellaneous lives.

i have now until then to think of a clever superhero name.



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