i'm a frat boy SIGMA THETA REPRESENTZORS! man i like to flip up my collah (that's right, "collah: no need to pronounce my arrrssss you dig it?) cuz that gets me the bitches they like it when you show'em who's boss especially when you fuck'em with your shades on fuck yeah cuz i'm a stylin hipster and you fuckin better respect my shit or i'll be all over yer ass and i ain't kidding the last guy who tried to fuck around with me got GANG RAPED by my fellow frat buddies we really like doing that shit and videotapin it too those drunks girls deserved it. yeah.
