every single time i make this salad i manage to eat it in thirty seconds flat. the combination of flavours makes me secrete out of every orifice. the sweet tartiness of the pear is balanced out by the nutty flavour of the pecans which is further balanced out by the oozy bitter creaminess of the brie which is once again balanced out by the grassy leafy texture and crispness of the greens. it is indeed a tantalizing mixture of tastes emotions and colours that will leave you spent yet begging for more. i have had it every single day for the past three days.
what else is new? you tell me. i take useless footage of scenery during the 95 route on my way to dom's place. i spend way too much time trying to figure out what the next background colour for this blog should be. i curse my computer for being slow but don't do anything about it. i apply for one single company and hope to gawd they call me back. i smoke pot and realize i don't like that retarded feeling anymore. i make plans with an ex-coworker. i buy really eclectic food just to be cool (pocky, zippy fruit snacks, butter chicken tv dinner, $4 pomegranate juice). i unoriginally comment on how genitally warted bananas are out to corrupt the innocent green ones. i help my bf pick out a mom's day card and get overgushed.
i am absolutely talentless when it comes to boredom prevention. anyone wanna hang out? fuckin call me already. i'm breaking my skull open here. where's my intervention?!
p.s. on the bus a few weeks ago i hear these two men talking outside, and it kinda sounds like they're fighting and singing simultaneously. my fellow passengers hear the commotion and we all crane our necks in unison trying to see if a fight is about to break loose. we see these two middle aged black guys shaking hands and starting to laugh heartily, yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs, dancing and clapping and basically being silly. i try to stop my laughter but continue, when i realize everybody else on the bus is laughing too.
we all need more moments like that.