and about 99.99% of them are pretentious conservative IT professional clone fuckwads who have the ugliest templates and write about the most inane of things like the sponsorship scandal. like ANYONE gives a fuck. or they gloat about the gazillion IT companies they've worked for or started. good god, shut up people. i'm not saying my blog is the most amazing shit or anything cuz i know lately i've been sucking, but holy fuck are these people bland.
dom has roommates now. and he doesn't live in our favourite neighbourhood anymore. and we can't walk to loblaws anymore. and i can't orgasm loudly anymore.
BUT! it's totally worth it. because NOW! we! have! a! bbq!
kiddo's tip #439 to getting laid: know how to use a bbq. girls will melt in your hand if you know how to handle meat and if she's gonna get a free steak dinner out of it. unless she's a vegetarian, in which case, stop dating her immediately. they're like cultists you know. sooner or later she'll try to convince you that "you don't taste as sweet as her" and she won't let you come in her mouth anymore because of it. ALL VEGETARIANS ARE THIS EVIL. ALL OF THEM.
