because some of them sound oh-so-much fun, i have decided to blog about it because you know you secretly want to know what i'm learning in school - oh yes you do!!!!!
so without further ado here are the course names and curriculum descriptions they provde in our faggoty ass registration navigator:
PSY 2105: Child Development
Learning the techniques behind finger painting, sand castles, the repercussions of being "it" in tag, and all that other inner child crap.
HIS 1111: World History from 1945 to the Present
Will hone your Trivial Pursuit skills and make you fall asleep in class without fail.. Because history is boring as fuck. Why the hell did you sign up for this shit?
CMN2180: Culture and Communication
Concepts of popular culture and communication, and analysis of their dynamics. Study of different forms of popular culture and related stereotypes and myths. Basically we'll just get high and watch cartoons.
CMN2130: Interpersonal Communication
Theories on how to make other people uncomfortable by touching them incessantly. (judging from this photo i'm already a pro at that....)
CMN2135: Public Speaking
Theory and practise behind visualizing people in their underwear.
CMN2170: New Media
A look into the dot com bust and how nobody is lame enough to use the term "new media" anymore... Except for our old geezer profs who still use text browsers and 14.4k modems. But don't worry, even if we taught you up-to-date relevant skills, they'll be useless by the time you graduate!
CMN2173: Advertising and Society
Will teach you how to be evil. You must sign away your soul for this course. Ba-da-da-da-da, I'm lovin' it!
CMN2152: Image and Communication
Studying images of ugly people and making fun of their flaws.
CMN2158 Multimedia I
An intro on how to stream your amateur porn online.
CMN2160: Theories of the Media
McLuhan is teh geigh.
