LOOK AT THIS POOR CAT!!!!! his owner is horrible and cruel and has now decided to throw him out of his house and home, the only one he's ever known.
gizmo is a nice enough cat, he likes cuddling, laser beams that dance on walls, fellow kitty roommates, and feather dusters. i've had the great honour of chillin with the fella and i can guarantee you he is a heckuva doozy, definitely worthy of your gracious adoption.
so if you've got a good home for gizmo to relax 'n max in and you live in da 613 or don't mind driving up to capital city, contact shizzle for more info.
in other news, my mama's sick, and she is having problems using her shrill voice so there's an identity crisis in the kiddo family household. for the first time ever all is quiet. it's actually creepin the fuck out of me.
hint: taking tarded pictures of you and your boyfriend wearing eerily similar shirts is not funny, it only further exemplifies your lameness. with that being said, we are now the GEIGHEST.POWERCOUPLE.EVER.
ps. shizzle is actually a good little cat father and does not like torturing kittens. besides, gizmo probably did something to deserve the flipped ears... who knows.
