oh yeah. then she was revived but her body decided that it had not tortured kiddo quite enough yet, so it stuck a few needles in her back to make sure that she was gimpified to the max. then she died again. the end.
oh yeah. then she was revived a third time and this time her body decided that menstrual cramps was the way to go. because the best segue out of a cold and weird back pains is of course, a menstrual cycle. so that happened. she managed to survive with the help of extra strength advil but in her weak state she could not decide what to do with her friends for her birthday party.
so they decided to take her to a shooting range for her birthday but they accidentally shot her instead but they weren't too pissed off about it because that meant they could keep their gifts to themselves.
her boyfriend revived her for a fourth time. his kiss could work miracles. they bottled his kisses and sold them on the black market for a living and lived happily ever after. the end (for real this time).
