of course if you're in the dog house, they might work, but it's gonna take more than some pretty plants y'know. i really think men have forgotten how magical flowers are. they seem to have settled for less romantic gifts, or possibly more functional gifts, because men stereotypically like functional gifts themselves. well too bad suckas. us girls are quite the opposite. we don't care that they die in a week, they look effin pretty on the windowsill. they cheer up a room. they cheer up all of womenkind. so just do it. stop your pansy-ass worryin' over how it'll wilt in a matter of days - that don't matter to us, see. flowers make us realize just how much you love us. and of course course course!!! bonus points if you get us roses. by bonus points i mean blow job points.
