i've already had three.
so what, another dozen or more to go? i derno the exact number. i would kill to taste every single belgian beer, but that's a bit overly-ambitious, isn't it, especially considering i only decided to become a beer coinnosseur exactly twenty seconds ago. there's but only one problem. i cannot stand the "beer talk" aficionados like to spew: hints of coriander.. bouquets... spicy aromas of orange peel... the yeasty hoppy malty chocolatey whatfuckinever... i'm sorry but how can you taste twenty different fruit in one single beer? how can you trace out a gazillion different spices like that? does your tongue map it out like a jigsaw puzzle? do you have a tasting GPS in your mouth? what the fuck people?
some guy on IRC gave me paris hilton's alleged phone book, but the site ain't connecting for me anymore. apparently this guy is to blame. when i asked the irc guy where he got the address, he wouldn't tell me.... bring out the tinfoil.
should i forgive shizzle for standing me up tonight? you decide.
