dom is pretending he's a hard-ass housewife and won't let me in the kitchen. he's making cake and i watched him crack the eggs open. the first egg had twin yolks. i'd never seen this before so i almost shat myself. then he cracked another egg and sure enough, another twin set of yolks popped out. i thought for sure the turtlehead was goin' somewhere at this point, but then he cracked the third egg and it only had ONE yolk, so i didn't have to go poo anymore.
speaking of turtlehead here's a tip: don't call beginning penetration - you know, the few seconds where the cock first starts sliding in - don't call it "inverse turtleheading." better yet, don't tell your boyfriend this when you're "cuddling." if you hadn't guessed already, it totally kills the mood. man i can be so dumb.
