so here is to all you fuckers, all the readers of this lousy half-assed blog, i love you all. i assure you i am not smashed at the moment. merely high on the spirit of the holidays. the christmannukwanzolsticamadan celebratories circle jerk toast to rah-rah-rahness, yay to this wonderful season we know as winter and thank you mother nature, for all the atrocities you bring us... no but seriously, nice timing.
things i like about the holidays:
eggnog, cranberry shit, gingerbread, shortbread, the glittery lights, the get togethers, making paper snowflakes, tree trimming, wrapping presents, christmas dinner, making homemade gifts, watching all the lame xmas specials, mistletoe, the drunkenness.
things i hate about the holidays:
the agoraphobia-causing mall crowds, the empty wallet, the winter driving, "MORE CHRISTMAS THAN YOU CAME FOR AT THE BAY!!!!", when a tiny 4 square feet store has 6 salespeople who reek of commission desperation, the commercialization, the faggoty nativity scenes, and why do all xmas crackers suck so bad?
anyways here's to 2004, the year of well... for me self-realization.
there will be more to come.
