i don't know why but things like this make me cream my pants. i have a serious problem when it comes to appreciating functional home decor thingies. by problem i mean, there is always a change of clothes involved.
best breakfast ever: you make waffles with a wafflemaker, nuke frozen berries for like a minute or two, and uberbeat cream cheese (nuked for 9 seconds) and maple syrup together to make a maple syrup cream cheese sauce. gather the family around. serve. overeat. rave about how tasty it was. repeat, repeat, repeat.
ten signs you're going to fail your intro to business management course:
10. you pray every night despite being an agnostic/atheist.
9. you have nightmares about business exec zombies chasing you with pitchforks, throwing their income statements and balance sheets at you.
8. sometimes it sounds as if the class is taught in japanese.
7. the class is full of know-it-all engineering students who have sponges for brains.
6. whenever you try to study, you start thinking about inane things like how many bbq soybeans you've eaten in the past week.
5. you had to beg your significant other to help you with your case study. after putting him through the torture, he dumped your sorry ass.
4. the case study guide was titled: "THE ASSIGNMENT DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FAIL AND FUCK YOU IN ASS ALL AT THE SAME TIME"
3. despite your SO's help, you still only got a 67%. the girl who sat beside you got a 39% and dropped out of the course just in the nick of time. lucky bitch.
2. everyone's initial response to you taking this course was "HAH! you? business? you gotta be kidding me!" and "here, i'll give you ten grand not to do this to yourself, please, for the love of god!!" you foolishly didn't take their advice.
1. you blog about it instead of studying.
*crosses fingers*
meanwhile, despite their is-it-a-50s-spoof-or-are-they-this-scary holiday commercial*, old navy has me ready for this year's winter of death. yay for eskimos and looking like one!!!!
i think i'm gonna start celebrating america's thanksgiving on top of our own next year. why has no one else thought of this? double the turkey, cranberry shit, stuffing, etc? BRING IT ON!!!!
back to studying.
* the one where the girl is shopping and these carolers start singing to her about old navy deals - there's a pic of the scary carolers at their site, so click to jog your memory.
